What happens when he unhooks my bra

Sorry for the delay between posts! I’ve been out of town for my job as a medical sales rep. Now I know what you’re thinking - that I’m one of those glamorous pharmaceutical sales girls, always getting the chance to flirt with cute young doctors! Well, you’re close. Have you ever had to give a 24-hour urine sample? Chances are, you put your specimen in one of my jugs!

Anyway, I thought I’d broach an uncomfortable sexual subject today by relating my own experiences. That’s what this blog is for, after all. The last time I was with a guy, he had trouble … you know … getting excited. It was kind of awkward for him. He mumbled something about how this never happens, and we both just fell asleep. He must have been really embarrassed, because he was gone when I woke up.

Guys. Why do they have to act so macho? When doesn’t this sort of thing happen? Gosh, I can’t even count the number of times I’ve watched that thing shrink down to a nub once the clothes come off.

My question is this: How do you properly congratulate a guy when it, uh, works? Do you reward him orally - by saying what a great job he did? Or do you send a card? Etiquette tips, anyone? I really haven’t been in that position enough to know the right answer.